I want a little computer!

I've wanted one for ages really. Something small that you can carry around and use to type. [Like a laptop? ed. But lighter... and less finiky with the batteries and always needing to be plugged in. Dick Tracy has a wrist phone. It is possible.]

Something you can tote around and type and do simple work with. Like a little computer.

So after years and years this is how far we've gotten.

I'm not happy. [you, and the guy in the photo, just aren't members of a new race of über-men with smaller hands who are destined to rule the galaxy. ed.]