WSJ proves it has a sense of humor

[is humor the right word? It's not ironic. But it's "ha-ha" funny. I giggled. That is not a meaningful statement. You're not saying it's serious. That's not the same as saying it's humorous.]

Anyway. I thought it was great.

[any comments about the article (WSJ Subscription Required) it appeared in? Uh. Not really no.]

Wait... I have something.

Then, looming over all the campaigns, even those of Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Obama, is the most prominent noncandidate, Al Gore. The former vice president has repeatedly told people he isn't running, but prominent local Democrats are making extravagant offers in the hope he'll change his mind.
"I told him I would give him our house in Aspen if he ran," says Mrs. Resnick, the
businesswoman and philanthropist. Mr. Gore's reaction? "He laughed," she says.

This Resnick person is completely insane.