Look! They're linking him to homosexuals in an attempt to undermine his popularity. [The vast right-wing conspiracy comith? Exactly. Who are we talking about again? Edwards! He would have beaten Kerry in 2004 if he'd had another week. Thought I'd heard of him. He was Kerry's running mate right? Yeah! And he's done what in the last few years? Uh. I think he was waiting to run again. That's a very compelling biography. He must be polling well. Silence! He could beat Bush! Bush isn't running. He's young and compelling and likable and positive. Ok. So he's like Obama. But... but... Except Obama's also black-but-not-scary-to-white-people-black, and done things in the past few years. But... but...]
Obama is totally getting too much early press. He's the new Dean. And then we're stuck with the safe bet: Kerry/Hillary. [I love it when you make predictions.]
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